Best of Doodle God

So I've been busy playing Doodle God for the past couple of days. Apart from the innovative and interesting gameplay, one of the most notable features of the game are the witty quotes that come along every time you create some element.

I've decided to post here, some of my favorites...

• An alcoholic is someone who you do not like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas (Alcohol)
• There can be no ugly women, there can only be not enough vodka - Russian Saying (Vodka)
• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse get the cheese - Unknown (Worm)
• If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight - George Gobel (Electricity)
• Half-truths are like half a brick – they can be thrown farther. - Hyman George Rickover (Bricks)
• Medicine is the only profession that labors incessantly to destroy the reason for it's existence - James Bryce (Medicine)
• A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it - Bob Hope (Bank)
• I feel sorry for those who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day - Frank Sinatra (Hangover)
• Money is a poor man's credit card - Marshal McLuhan (Credit Card)
• The ant is knowing and wise, but he doesn't know enough to take a vacation - Clarence Day
• The trouble with the rate race is that even if you win, you're still a rat - Lily Tomlin (Rat)

Do share some of your favorites...